Zlatan, Messi, Ronaldo and Kaka are enjoying a few drinks at a bar. As the hour turns late the bragging becomes richer.
- You know. Once, I single-handedly took an aged Milan to the Champions League, says Kaka. Any of you done that?
- That's nothing, laughs Messi, I'm still a virgin and I've won the Champions League and the treble with the best team ever! Beat that!
- Tsss, goes Ronaldo, I've won the Ballon, the Champions League, the Premiership and scored 40 something goals; all in one season! And every teenage girl and boy on the planet dreams of having sex me! I'm king of the world!
He looks at Zlatan and winks his eye with a smug grin on his face:
- How about you Zlatan?
Zlatan sighs, slowly puts down his drink and stands himself up with a long, strained heave. He turns to Ronaldo, headbutts him on his teeth, kicks him twice in the ribs, finishes him off with a roundhouse dead centre to the temple and spits on him as while he's down on the floor. He calmly pulls his hair back behind his ears and slouches down on the chair.
- Oh my god! cries Ronaldo with blood pouring out of his mouth and his teeth scattered all over the bar. You're fucking crazy!! Trust me, Uefa will hear about this!! I'm calling the papers frst thing in the morning!! He runs out of the bar calling out for his mommy.
Zlatan turns to Kaka:
- Oy tu... bambino? CiĆ² che il transessuale dire a Zlatan? (Hey you... boy? What the tranny say to Zlatan?) |
10 comments:
lengkap nich blog nya. tentang bola.regards friends
salam kawan..
<< ikut menyimak neh.. mencari sebuah inspirasi.. ^-^
ikutan donk ispirasi bagai manakah yang akan saya dapat disini hehe
mantaaaaap infona heheh
bingung nih mau coment apa, g bisa bahasa inggris soalnya
tpi lebihy kren rooney
hahah
saya kurang paham bahasa ingris jadi ga ikut-ikutan,,
kaga' saham nyang bginian. wkwkwkk... ^0^
wew .. BARCA .. saya ngefan sob apalagi ama messi
go barca....
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